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Monday, August 30, 2010

Free Hugs

Creepy?
Sarcastique?
... comique!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

SMS Dictionary

To be used by the parents wishing to better understand the secret language of their teens.
... but with the widely spread smart phones, those codes will not be used anymore.  Though, as usual, we can be certain that teens will not know how to write properly nor will they overcome their natural lazyness so,... with patience, you will be able to understand what they write assuming they will use a not too distant derivative of the following list.

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0 Zero
1 One
10 Ten
10Q Thank You
121  One to one
1337 leet or Elite
1457 Last
1CE once
2 to, two
26Y4U too sexy for you
2BONO To be or not to be
2DAY today
2MOR tomorrow
2n8 Two and Eight (Right Old State)
2NITE tonight
2U2 To you, too
3 Three
4 for
4 Four
411 Info
4EVER Forever
4FRNFR Forever and Ever
5 Five
6 Six
7 Seven
7K Sick
8 Eight
86 "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get
rid of"
9 Nine
:)s Smiles
@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
A3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
A41A14A All For One And One For All
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF As A Friend
AAK Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
AAR At Any Rate
AAR8 At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAYF As Always, Your Friend
AB Ass Backwards
ABITHIWT A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABRS Abbreviations
ABT2 About To
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACE Access Control Entry
ACK Acknowledgement
ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB All Done Bye Bye
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
ADN Any day now
ADN Any day now
ADR Address
AEAP As Early As Possible
AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC As far as I'm concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As far as I can tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIU As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAP As Far As Possible
AFC Away From Computer
AFDN Any Fucking Day Now
AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFU All fucked up
AFZ Acronym free zone
AGKWE And God Knows What Else
AIAMU And I'm a monkey's uncle
AIH As It Happens
AIMB As I Mentioned Before
AIMP Always In My Prayers
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I see it
AKA Also Known As
ALAP As Late As Possible
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP As Many As Possible
AMBW All my best wishes
AMF  Adios,
motherfucker!
AML All My Love
ANFAWFOW And now for a word from our web sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All of a sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AOL Army of lamers
AP Apple pie
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASL Age, Sex, Location?
ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?
ATK At The Keyboard
ATM At The Moment
ATST At the same time
ATW All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGT Are we going to have to go through this again?
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AYK As You Know
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?
AYTMTB And you're telling me this because?
B be
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4U Before You
B4YKI Before You Know It
BAG Bursting A Gut
BAK Back At Keyboard
BAU Business As Usual
BB Bathroom break
BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB Be back in a bit
BBIAF Be back in a few
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye, Bye Now
BBS Be Back Soon
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BC Because
BCBS Big company, big school
BCNU be seeing you
BCOZ Because
BD Big Deal
BDC Big dumb company or Big dot com
BDN Big damn number
BEOS Nudge
BF Boyfriend
BFD Big fucking deal
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFN Bye For Now
BG Big grin
BHOF Bald headed old fart
BIF Basis in fact or before I forget
BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD Back in the day
BITMT But in the meantime
BKA Better Known As
BM Byte me
BMOTA Byte me on the ass
BMW Be My Wife
BNF Big name fan
BO buzz off
BOHICA Bend over, here it comes again
BOT Back on topic
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile
BSF But Seriously, Folks
BT Byte This
BTA But then again or Before the attacks
BTDT been there done that
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTOBS Be there or be square
BTSOOM Beats the shit out of me
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be there with bells on
bugly Butt Ugly
BW Best Wishes
BWDIK But what do I know?
BWO Black, white or other
BYKT But you Knew That
BYORL Bring your own rocket launcher
C see
C4N Ciao for now
CB Chat brat
CFD Call for discussion
CFV Call for vote
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CID consider it done
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CMF Count my fingers
CNP Continued in my next post
COB Close Of Business
CofS Church of Scientology
COZ because
CP Sleepy
CP Cross post
CRAFT Can't remember a fucking thing
CRAP Cheap, redundant assorted products
CT City
CTC Choking the chicken
CTN Can't Talk Now
CU See You
CUL See You Later
CUL8ER See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUL8TR See you later
CUNS See You In School!
CUZ Because
CWOT Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL Chat with you later
CY Calm Yourself
CYA See Ya
CYL See You Later
CYT See You Tomorrow
DA the
DAMIFINO Damn, if I know
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBAU Doing business as usual
DD Due diligence
DDD Direct distance dial
DF Dear Friend
DH Dear Hubby or Husband
DIKU Do I Know You
DILLIGAD Do I look like I give a damn?
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAS Do I look like I give a shit?
DINK Double Income No Kids
DIY Do it yourself
DL Download
DNC Does Not Compute
DND Do Not Disturb
DUST Did You See That?
DWL Dying with laughter
DWYM Does what you mean
DXNRY Dictionary
DYLM do you like me
DYOFDW Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT Did you see the size of that thing?
E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK Eating at Keyboard
EG Evil grin
EL Evil Laugh
EM Excuse Me?
EMFJI Excuse me for jumping in
EOD End of discussion
EOM End of message
EOT End of transmission
ESO Equipment smarter than operator
EULA End-User License Agreement
EWI E-mailing while intoxicated
EZ easy
F2F Flesh to flesh or Face to face
F2T free to talk
FAB Features, attributes, benefits
FAI Frequently argued issue
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS Failure between keyboard and seat
FBOW For better or worse
FBUGLY Fucking Butt Ugly
FC Fingers Crossed
FE Fatal error
FF Friends Forever
FFPN Fresh fields and pastures new
FISH First in, Still Here
FITB Fill in the Blanks
FIWDIM Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday...
FO fuck off
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FOAF Friend of a friend
FOC Free of Charge
FOCL Falling off chair laughing
FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
FOTFLOL falling on the floor, laughing out loud
FRED fucking ridiculous electronic device
FRM from
FSCK File System Check
FTASB Faster than a speeding bullet
FTBSITTTD Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
FTFTFWMF Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
FTITM First Thing In The Morning
FTL Faster than light
FTMFW For The Mother Fucking Win
FTMFWB For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
FTTB For the time being
FTTYYGTS Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
FTW For The Win
FUBAB fucked up beyond all belief
FUBAR fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair
FUBB Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIO Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FWD Forward
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYA For your amusement
FYI For Your Information
FYIFV fuck you, I'm fully vested
FYIV fuck you, I'm vested
FYM For your misinformation
FYYSOS Fuck you, you sack of shit
G Grin
G2G Got to Go
G9 Genius
GA Go ahead
GAL Get A Life
GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
GBH Great Big Hug
GBTW Get back to work
GDR Grinning, Ducking and Running
GF Girlfirend
GFC Going for coffee
GFETE Grinning from ear to ear
GFN Gone for now
GG Good Game
GGN Gotta Go Now
GHP Good hand partner (for online card games)
GIGO Garbage in, garbage out
GJIAGDVYCN Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
GL Good luck
GLLA Great lovers love alike
GLYASDI God loves you and so do I
GMBO Giggling my butt off
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT Great minds think for themselves
GNBLFY Got nothing but love for you
GR8 Great!
GRD Grinning, running and ducking
GRMBL Grumble
GRRRR Growling
GSOAS Go sit on a snake
GSOH Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)
GTG got to go
GTGB Got to go, bye
GTGP Got to go pee
GTH Go To Hell
GTSY Glad to see ya
GYPO Get your pants off
H8 hate
HAB Hot Asian babe
HACK To use something not in its intended manner.
HAGD Have a Great Day
HAGN Have a good night
HAGO Have a good one
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAND have a nice day
HB Hurry back
hbtu Happy Birthday To You
HD Hold
HF Hello, Friend
HH Hold Hands
HHIS Hanging head in shame
HHO12K Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha ha, only kidding
HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HIOOC Help! I'm out of coffee
HOAS Hold On A Sec
HOHA Hollywood hacker
HOT4U hot for you
HTH Hope this helps
HUA Heads up ace
HUD How You Doing?
HUGZ Hugs
HUYA Head up your ass
HW Homework
I 1DR I Wonder
IAC In any case
IAE In any event
IAITS It's all in the subject
IANAC I am not a crook
IANAE I Am Not an Expert
IANAL I am not a lawyer
IAT I Am Tired
IAYL In A While
IBRB I Will Be Right Back
IBT In between technology
IBTD I beg to differ
IC I See
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICQ I Seek you
ID10T Idiot
IDC I Don't Care
IDK I Don't Know
IDL Ideal
IDM It Does Not Matter
IEF It's esther's fault
IFAB I found a bug
IFU I fucked up
IGGP I gotta go pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO I Have No Opinion
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place
IIIO Intel inside, idiot outside
IIMAD If it makes any difference
IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC If I remember correctly
IIWM If it were me
ILICISCOMK I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over
my keyboard
ILU I Love You
ILY I love you
IM Instant messaging
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOW In My Own Words
IMPE In my previous/personal experience
IMS I Am Sorry
IMVHO In my very humble opinion
INMP It's not my problem
INPO In no particular order
IOH I'm outta here
IOTTMCO Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
IOU I owe you
IOW In Other Words
IPN I'm posting naked
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRL In Real Life
ISS I said so
ISTM It Seems to Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ITM In the money
IUM If You Must
IUSS If you say so
IYKWIM If you know what i mean
IYKWIMAI If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO In your opinion
IYQ I like you
IYSS If you say so
IYSWIM If you see what I mean
JAD Just Another day
JAFO Just another fucking onlooker
JAM Just A Minute
JAS Just a second
JC Just checking
JIC Just in case
JK Just kidding
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JOO You
JOOTT Just one of those things
JPYL Just pulling your leg
JT Just Teasing
JW Just wondering (Wondered)
JYYC Just yanking your chain
K okay
KBD Keyboard
KEWL Cool
KFY Kiss for you
KHUF Know How You Feel
KIR Keep It Real
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT Keep in touch
KMA Kiss my ass
KMRIA Kiss my royal Irish arse
KOK Knock
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KOTL Kiss on the lips
KWIM Know what i mean
KYPO Keep your pants on
l33t Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using
numbers instead of letters)
L8 late
L8ER later
L8R Later
L8RS Laters
L8TR Later
LAGNAF Let's all get naked and fuck!
LAQ Lame ass quote
LD Long distance
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA Let's do the time warp again
LIFO Last in, first out
LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMAO Laugh My Ass Off
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMIRL Let's meet in real life
LMK Let me know
Lndn London
LOL Laugh Out Loud
LOL Lots Of Love
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLERSKATES Laugh Out Loud +Skates
LOLLERSKATES Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus
skates
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD Long on promises, short on delivery
LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself
LRF Little rubber feet
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNT Long time, no talk
LTR Long term relationship
LULAB Love you like a brother
LULAS Love you like a sister
LV love
LWR Launch When Ready
LYL Love ya lots
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS Love you like a sister
M8 Mate
M8 or M8 Mate or Mates
MFD Multi-Function Device
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MKOP My Kind Of Place
MM Market Maker
MMFU my mate fancies you
MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
MMS Multimedia Messaging System
mo Moment
mofo Mother Fucker
MOMPL One Moment Please
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF Male or Female?
MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
MSG Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTE My Thoughts Exactly
MTFBWU may the force be with you
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB Mind your own Business
N00B Noobie (New Person)
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention
NA Not applicable or Not affiliated
NAK Nursing at keyboard
NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That
NAP Not a problem
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ)
NBD No big deal
NBIF No basis in fact
NC No comment
NCG New college graduate
NE any
NE1 Anyone
NE1 anyone
NE1 ER Anyone Here?
NETHNG anything
NF Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts)
NFC No fucking clue
NFI No fucking idea
NFW No fucking way
NG New gme
NH Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
NIFOC Nude in front of the computer
NIM No internal message
NIMBY Not in my back yard
NIMQ Not in my queue
NINJA No Income, No Job, or Assets
NM NeverMind
NMP Not my problem
NO1 no one
NOOB New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a
noob!")
NOYB None of your business
NP no problem
NQOCD Not quite our class, dear
NRG Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NT No text
NTK Nice To Know
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUFF Enough Said
NVM Nevermind
NW No Way!
NYCFS New York City finger salute
OAUS On an unrelated subject
OBTW Oh, by the way
OEM Original equipment manufacturer
OIC Oh I See
OK All Correct
OLL Online love
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMFG Oh my fucking God
OMG Oh My God
OMIK Open mouth, insert keyboard
ONNA Oh no, not again!
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOC Out of character
OOF Out Of Facility
OOI Out Of Interest
OOO Out of office
OOTB Out of the box or Out of the blue
OOTC Obligatory on topic comment
OS Operating system
OT Off topic
OTOH On the other hand
OTP On the Phone
OTT Over The Top
OTTOMH Off the Top of my Head
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE Or words to that effect
OZ Australia
PANS Pretty awesome new stuff
PAW parents are watching
PCM Please call me
PD Public Domain
PDOMA Pulled directly out of my ass
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIMP Peeing in my pants
PITA Pain In The Arse
PLS please
PM Personal Message
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PML Piss Myself Laughing
PMP Peeing my pants
PMPF Piss My Pants Funny
PO Piss off
POETS Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
PONA Person of no account
POOF Good-bye
POS Parent over shoulder
POV Point of view
PPL People
PRT Party
PRW Parents Are Watching
PS Post Script
PTB Please Text Back
PU That Stinks
pwnage Ownage - The act of pwning
pwned Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better
player")
PZA Pizza
QL Quit Laughing!
QS Quit Scrolling
QT Cutie
R are
RAT Remotely activated trojan
RBAY Right Back At Ya
RBTL Read between the lines
RD Research and development
RE Regards or Hello Again
REHI Hello again or Re-hi
RFD Request For Discussion
RFR Really fucking rich
RFS Really fucking soon
RKBA Right to keep and bear arms
RL Real life
RLF Real life friend
RLR Earlier
RMLB Read my lips baby
RMMM Read my mail man!
RN Right now!
ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLCOPTER Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies)
ROFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOL Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTM Right on the money
RPG Role playing games
RR Rest and relaxation
RSN Real soon now
RTBS Reason to be single
RTDox Read the documentations
RTFAQ Read the FAQ File
RTFI read the fucking instructions
RTFM read the fucking manual
RTFM Read the Fucking Manual
RTK Return to keyboard
RTM Read the manual
RU are you
RUMORF Are You Male Or Female
RUOK are you okay
RUUP4IT Are You Up For It
RX Regards
RYO Roll your own
S2R Send To Receive
S4L Spam For Life
SBIA Stands Back In Amazement
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED Said Enough Darling
SETE Smiling Ear to Ear
SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
sfw Safe For Work
SG4IT Search Google For It
SH Shit Happens
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still In The Dark
SK8 Skate
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMEM Send Me E-Mail
SMPF Shit My Pants Funny
SMS Short Message Service
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO Significant Other
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL Shit Out of Luck
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SorG Straight or Gay?
SOZ sorry
SRO Standing Room Only
SSDD Same Shit Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STATS Your sex and age
STFU Shut The Fuck Up!
STM Spank The Monkey
STR8 Straight
STYS Speak To You Soon
SUM1 someone
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK Sent with a loving Kiss
SWDYT So What Do You Think?
SWG Scientific Wild Guess
SWTDRMZ Sweet Dreams
SYS See You Soon
T+ Think positive
TAFN That's all for now
TAH Take a hike
TARFU Things are really fucked up
TAS Taking A Shower
TB Text Back
TBA To be advised
TBC To be continued
tbh To Be Honest
TCB The Trouble Came Back!
TDM Too Darn Many
TDTM Talk dirty to me
TEOTWAWK The end of the world as we know it
TFDS That is For Darn Sure
TFH Thread from hell
TFN Thanks for nothing or Till further notice
tfr Thanks For Reading
TGIF Thank God it Is Friday
THANQ thank you
THNX 1.0 Thanks a million
THX Thank You
THX or T Thanks
THX, THN Thanks
THX40 Thanks For Nothing
TIA Thanks in advance
TIAIL Think I am in love
TIC Tongue in cheek
TLA Three letter acronym
TLGO The list goes on
TLK2UL Talk to You Later
TM Trust me
TMA Too many acronyms
TMB Text Me Back
TMFA Too many fucking acronyms
TMI Too much information
TMIY Take me Im yours
TMK To my knowledge
TMTOWTDI There's more than one way to do it
TNA Temporarily not available
TNC Tongue In Cheek
TNTLLAC Try Not To Look Like A Cock
TNX Thanks
TOM Tomorrow
TOS Terms of service
TOT Tons of Time
TP Team Player
TPC The phone company
TPTB The powers that be
TSR Totally stuck in ram
TSWC Tell someone who cares
TTBOMK To the best of my knowledge
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!
TTG Time to Go
TTS Text to Speech
TTT That's the ticket or to the top
TTTT To Tell The Truth
TTUL Talk to You Later
TTWIG That's the way it goes
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYL8R Talk to you later
TVN Thank You Very Much
TW Team Work
TWIMC To whom it may concern
TWT Twat!
TXS Thanks
TXT BAC text back
TY Thank you
TYVM thank you very much
U You
U2 You Too
U4E Yours For Ever
UI! You Idiot!
UL You Will?
unPC unPolitically correct
UR your
UR You Are?
URAQT you are a cutie
URAS you are a star
URT1 Your are the one
URW You are welcome
URWS You Are Wise
URYY4M You are too wise for me
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VC Venture capital
VEG Very Evil Grin
VFM Value for money
VM Voice mail
VRBS Virtual reality bullshit
VSF Very Sad Face
W with
W8 Wait...
WAD Without A Doubt
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAI What an idiot
WAMBAM Web application meets brick and mortar
WAN2 want to
WB Welcome Back
WBS Write Back Soon
WC Who Cares?
WCA Who cares anyway
WDYS What did you say?
WDYT What do you think?
WE whatever
we Weekend
WEG Wicked evil grin
WF Way Fun
WFM Works for me
WG Wicked grin
WGAFF Who gives a flying fuck
WIIFM What's in it for me?
WIIWD What it is we do
WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT Wordsmith in training
WITFITS What in the fuck is this shit
WKND weekend
WLUMRyMe Will you marry Me?
WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before
WO without
WOG Wise old guy
WOMBAT Waste of money, brains and time
wrk Work
WRT With regard to
WT Without Thinking
WT What?
WTB Want to buy
WTF What The Fuck
WTFRU Who the fuck are you?
WTFWT What the fuck was that?
WTG Way To Go!
WTGP Want to go private?
WTH What The Hell
WTMI Way too much information
WTTM Without Thinking To Much
WU What is Up
WUD what you doing
WUF Where Are You From?
WUWH Wish you were here
WWDWIIWD When we do what it is we do
WWY Where Were You?
WYCM Will You Call Me?
WYGOWM will you go out with me
WYP What's your problem?
WYRN What's your real name?
WYS Whatever you say
WYSITWIR What you see is totally worthless in real life
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYSLPG What you see looks pretty good
WYT Whatever you think
WYWH Wish You Were Here
XI10 Exciting
XLNT excellent
XME Excuuuuse Me
XOXO Hugs and Kisses
Y why
YA Yet another
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA Yet another bloody acronym
YACC Yet another calendar company
YAFIYGI You asked for it, you got it
YBS Youll be Sorry
YCT Your Comment To
YGIAGAM Your guess is as good as mine
YGWYPF You get what you pay for
YHM You have mail
YIC Yours in Christ
YKW You Know What?
YM Young man
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YNK You never know
YR Why Are
YSYD Yeah, sure you do
YTTT You telling the truth?
YW You are Welcome
YYSSW yeah yeah sure sure whatever
ZOMG Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)
ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired