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Creepy?
Sarcastique?
... comique!

SMS Dictionary

To be used by the parents wishing to better understand the secret language of their teens.
... but with the widely spread smart phones, those codes will not be used anymore.  Though, as usual, we can be certain that teens will not know how to write properly nor will they overcome their natural lazyness so,... with patience, you will be able to understand what they write assuming they will use a not too distant derivative of the following list.

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0		Zero
1		One
10		Ten
10Q		Thank You
121		One to one
1337		leet or Elite
1457		Last
1CE		once
2		to, two
26Y4U		too sexy for you
2BONO		To be or not to be
2DAY		today
2MOR		tomorrow
2n8		Two and Eight (Right Old State)
2NITE		tonight
2U2		To you, too
3		Three
4		for
4		Four
411		Info
4EVER		Forever
4FRNFR		Forever and Ever
5		Five
6		Six
7		Seven
7K		Sick
8		Eight
86		"Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of"
9		Nine
:)s		Smiles
@TEOTD		At The End Of The Day
A3		Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
A41A14A		All For One And One For All
AAAAA		American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF		As A Friend
AAK		Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF		As a matter of fact
AAMOI		As A Matter Of Interest
AAR		At Any Rate
AAR8		At Any Rate
AAS		Alive And Smiling
AATK		Always At The Keyboard
AAYF		As Always, Your Friend
AB		Ass Backwards
ABITHIWT		A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABRS		Abbreviations
ABT2		About To
ACD		Alt Control Delete
ACE		Access Control Entry
ACK		Acknowledgement
ADAD		Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB		All Done Bye Bye
ADIH		Another Day In Hell
ADIP		Another Day In Paradise
ADN		Any day now
ADN		Any day now
ADR		Address
AEAP		As Early As Possible
AFAGAY		A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP		A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC		As far as I'm concerned
AFAICS		As Far As I Can See
AFAICT		As far as I can tell
AFAIK		As Far As I Know
AFAIU		As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI		As Far As I Understand It
AFAP		As Far As Possible
AFC		Away From Computer
AFDN		Any Fucking Day Now
AFIAA		As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI		A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK		Away From Keyboard
AFU		All fucked up
AFZ		Acronym free zone
AGKWE		And God Knows What Else
AIAMU		And I'm a monkey's uncle
AIH		As It Happens
AIMB		As I Mentioned Before
AIMP		Always In My Prayers
AISE		As I Said Earlier
AISI		As I see it
AKA		Also Known As
ALAP		As Late As Possible
ALOL		Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG		Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP		As Many As Possible
AMBW		All my best wishes
AMF		Adios, motherfucker!
AML		All My Love
ANFAWFOW		And now for a word from our web sponsor
ANFSCD		And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS		All of a sudden
AOB		Abuse Of Bandwidth
AOL		Army of lamers
AP		Apple pie
ASAFP		As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP		As Soon As Possible
ASL		Age, Sex, Location?
ASLMH		Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?
ATK		At The Keyboard
ATM		At The Moment
ATST		At the same time
ATW		All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGT		Are we going to have to go through this again?
AWOL		Absent Without Leave
AYK		As You Know
AYSOS		Are You Stupid Or Something?
AYTMTB		And you're telling me this because?
B		be
B4		Before
B4N		Bye For Now
B4U		Before You
B4YKI		Before You Know It
BAG		Bursting A Gut
BAK		Back At Keyboard
BAU		Business As Usual
BB		Bathroom break
BB4N		Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG		Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM		Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
BBFN		Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB		Be back in a bit
BBIAF		Be back in a few
BBIAS		Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW		Be Back In A While
BBL		Be Back Later
BBN		Bye, Bye Now
BBS		Be Back Soon
BBSD		Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL		Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT		Be Back Tomorrow
BC		Because
BCBS		Big company, big school
BCNU		be seeing you
BCOZ		Because
BD		Big Deal
BDC		Big dumb company or Big dot com
BDN		Big damn number
BEOS		Nudge
BF		Boyfriend
BFD		Big fucking deal
BFF		Best Friends Forever
BFN		Bye For Now
BG		Big grin
BHOF		Bald headed old fart
BIF		Basis in fact or before I forget
BIOYN		Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD		Back in the day
BITMT		But in the meantime
BKA		Better Known As
BM		Byte me
BMOTA		Byte me on the ass
BMW		Be My Wife
BNF		Big name fan
BO		buzz off
BOHICA		Bend over, here it comes again
BOT		Back on topic
BR		Bathroom
BRB		Be Right Back
BRT		Be Right There
BS		Big Smile
BSF		But Seriously, Folks
BT		Byte This
BTA		But then again or Before the attacks
BTDT		been there done that
BTDTGTS		Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM		Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTOBS		Be there or be square
BTSOOM		Beats the shit out of me
BTW		By The Way
BTWBO		Be there with bells on
bugly		Butt Ugly
BW		Best Wishes
BWDIK		But what do I know?
BWO		Black, white or other
BYKT		But you Knew That
BYORL		Bring your own rocket launcher
C		see
C4N		Ciao for now
CB		Chat brat
CFD		Call for discussion
CFV		Call for vote
CIAO		Goodbye (in Italian)
CID		consider it done
CIS		CompuServe Information Service
CMF		Count my fingers
CNP		Continued in my next post
COB		Close Of Business
CofS		Church of Scientology
COZ		because
CP		Sleepy
CP		Cross post
CRAFT		Can't remember a fucking thing
CRAP		Cheap, redundant assorted products
CT		City
CTC		Choking the chicken
CTN		Can't Talk Now
CU		See You
CUL		See You Later
CUL8ER		See You Later
CUL8R		See You Later
CUL8TR		See you later
CUNS		See You In School!
CUZ		Because
CWOT		Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL		Chat with you later
CY		Calm Yourself
CYA		See Ya
CYL		See You Later
CYT		See You Tomorrow
DA		the
DAMIFINO		Damn, if I know
DARFC		Ducking And Running For Cover
DBAU		Doing business as usual
DD		Due diligence
DDD		Direct distance dial
DF		Dear Friend
DH		Dear Hubby or Husband
DIKU		Do I Know You
DILLIGAD		Do I look like I give a damn?
DILLIGAF		Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAS		Do I look like I give a shit?
DINK		Double Income No Kids
DIY		Do it yourself
DL		Download
DNC		Does Not Compute
DND		Do Not Disturb
DUST		Did You See That?
DWL		Dying with laughter
DWYM		Does what you mean
DXNRY		Dictionary
DYLM		do you like me
DYOFDW		Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT		Did you see the size of that thing?
E123		Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK		Eating at Keyboard
EG		Evil grin
EL		Evil Laugh
EM		Excuse Me?
EMFJI		Excuse me for jumping in
EOD		End of discussion
EOM		End of message
EOT		End of transmission
ESO		Equipment smarter than operator
EULA		End-User License Agreement
EWI		E-mailing while intoxicated
EZ		easy
F2F		Flesh to flesh or Face to face
F2T		free to talk
FAB		Features, attributes, benefits
FAI		Frequently argued issue
FAQ		Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL		Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC		For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS		Failure between keyboard and seat
FBOW		For better or worse
FBUGLY		Fucking Butt Ugly
FC		Fingers Crossed
FE		Fatal error
FF		Friends Forever
FFPN		Fresh fields and pastures new
FISH		First in, Still Here
FITB		Fill in the Blanks
FIWDIM		Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday...
FO		fuck off
FOAD		Fuck Off And Die
FOAF		Friend of a friend
FOC		Free of Charge
FOCL		Falling off chair laughing
FOFL		Falling on Floor Laughing
FOTFLOL		falling on the floor, laughing out loud
FRED		fucking ridiculous electronic device
FRM		from
FSCK		File System Check
FTASB		Faster than a speeding bullet
FTBSITTTD		Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
FTFTFWMF		Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
FTITM		First Thing In The Morning
FTL		Faster than light
FTMFW		For The Mother Fucking Win
FTMFWB		For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
FTTB		For the time being
FTTYYGTS		Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
FTW		For The Win
FUBAB		fucked up beyond all belief
FUBAR		fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair
FUBB		Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIO		Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
FUD		Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FWD		Forward
FWIW		For What It's Worth
FYA		For your amusement
FYI		For Your Information
FYIFV		fuck you, I'm fully vested
FYIV		fuck you, I'm vested
FYM		For your misinformation
FYYSOS		Fuck you, you sack of shit
G		Grin
G2G		Got to Go
G9		Genius
GA		Go ahead
GAL		Get A Life
GALGAL		Give A Little Get A Little
GBH		Great Big Hug
GBTW		Get back to work
GDR		Grinning, Ducking and Running
GF		Girlfirend
GFC		Going for coffee
GFETE		Grinning from ear to ear
GFN		Gone for now
GG		Good Game
GGN		Gotta Go Now
GHP		Good hand partner (for online card games)
GIGO		Garbage in, garbage out
GJIAGDVYCN		Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
GL		Good luck
GLLA		Great lovers love alike
GLYASDI		God loves you and so do I
GMBO		Giggling my butt off
GMTA		Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT		Great minds think for themselves
GNBLFY		Got nothing but love for you
GR8		Great!
GRD		Grinning, running and ducking
GRMBL		Grumble
GRRRR		Growling
GSOAS		Go sit on a snake
GSOH		Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)
GTG		got to go
GTGB		Got to go, bye
GTGP		Got to go pee
GTH		Go To Hell
GTSY		Glad to see ya
GYPO		Get your pants off
H8		hate
HAB		Hot Asian babe
HACK		To use something not in its intended manner.
HAGD		Have a Great Day
HAGN		Have a good night
HAGO		Have a good one
HAK		Hugs and kisses
HAND		have a nice day
HB		Hurry back
hbtu		Happy Birthday To You
HD		Hold
HF		Hello, Friend
HH		Hold Hands
HHIS		Hanging head in shame
HHO12K		Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)
HHOJ		Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK		Ha ha, only kidding
HHOS		Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY		Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH		Hope It Helps
HIOOC		Help! I'm out of coffee
HOAS		Hold On A Sec
HOHA		Hollywood hacker
HOT4U		hot for you
HTH		Hope this helps
HUA		Heads up ace
HUD		How You Doing?
HUGZ		Hugs
HUYA		Head up your ass
HW		Homework
I 1DR		I Wonder
IAC		In any case
IAE		In any event
IAITS		It's all in the subject
IANAC		I am not a crook
IANAE		I Am Not an Expert
IANAL		I am not a lawyer
IAT		I Am Tired
IAYL		In A While
IBRB		I Will Be Right Back
IBT		In between technology
IBTD		I beg to differ
IC		I See
ICBW		I Could Be Wrong
ICQ		I Seek you
ID10T		Idiot
IDC		I Don't Care
IDK		I Don't Know
IDL		Ideal
IDM		It Does Not Matter
IEF		It's esther's fault
IFAB		I found a bug
IFU		I fucked up
IGGP		I gotta go pee
IGTP		I Get The Point
IHAIM		I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO		I Have No Opinion
IHTFP		I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTFP		I Hate This Fucking Place
IIIO		Intel inside, idiot outside
IIMAD		If it makes any difference
IIR		If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC		If I remember correctly
IIWM		If it were me
ILICISCOMK		I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
ILU		I Love You
ILY		I love you
IM		Instant messaging
IMCO		In my considered opinion
IMHO		In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMNSHO		in my not so humble opinion
IMO		In My Opinion
IMOW		In My Own Words
IMPE		In my previous/personal experience
IMS		I Am Sorry
IMVHO		In my very humble opinion
INMP		It's not my problem
INPO		In no particular order
IOH		I'm outta here
IOTTMCO		Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
IOU		I owe you
IOW		In Other Words
IPN		I'm posting naked
IRC		Internet Relay Chat
IRL		In Real Life
ISS		I said so
ISTM		It Seems to Me
ISTR		I Seem To Remember
ISWYM		I See What You Mean
ITM		In the money
IUM		If You Must
IUSS		If you say so
IYKWIM		If you know what i mean
IYKWIMAI		If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO		In your opinion
IYQ		I like you
IYSS		If you say so
IYSWIM		If you see what I mean
JAD		Just Another day
JAFO		Just another fucking onlooker
JAM		Just A Minute
JAS		Just a second
JC		Just checking
JIC		Just in case
JK		Just kidding
JM2C		Just My 2 Cents
JOO		You
JOOTT		Just one of those things
JPYL		Just pulling your leg
JT		Just Teasing
JW		Just wondering (Wondered)
JYYC		Just yanking your chain
K		okay
KBD		Keyboard
KEWL		Cool
KFY		Kiss for you
KHUF		Know How You Feel
KIR		Keep It Real
KISS		Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT		Keep in touch
KMA		Kiss my ass
KMRIA		Kiss my royal Irish arse
KOK		Knock
KOTC		Kiss on the cheek
KOTL		Kiss on the lips
KWIM		Know what i mean
KYPO		Keep your pants on
l33t		Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)
L8		late
L8ER		later
L8R		Later
L8RS		Laters
L8TR		Later
LAGNAF		Let's all get naked and fuck!
LAQ		Lame ass quote
LD		Long distance
LDR		Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA		Let's do the time warp again
LIFO		Last in, first out
LLTA		Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMAO		Laugh My Ass Off
LMFAO		Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMIRL		Let's meet in real life
LMK		Let me know
Lndn		London
LOL		Laugh Out Loud
LOL		Lots Of Love
LOLA		Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLERSKATES		Laugh Out Loud +Skates
LOLLERSKATES		Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
LOOL		Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD		Long on promises, short on delivery
LQTM		Laughing Quietly To Myself
LRF		Little rubber feet
LTNS		Long Time No See
LTNT		Long time, no talk
LTR		Long term relationship
LULAB		Love you like a brother
LULAS		Love you like a sister
LV		love
LWR		Launch When Ready
LYL		Love ya lots
LYLAB		Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS		Love you like a sister
M8		Mate
M8 or M8		Mate or Mates
MFD		Multi-Function Device
MfG		Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY		My Heart Bleeds For You
MIHAP		May I Have Your Attention Please
MKOP		My Kind Of Place
MM		Market Maker
MMFU		my mate fancies you
MMHA2U		My Most Humble Apologies To You
MMS		Multimedia Messaging System
mo		Moment
mofo		Mother Fucker
MOMPL		One Moment Please
MOO		Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS		Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF		Male or Female?
MOSS		Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS		Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD		Message Of The Day
MOTSS		Members Of The Same Sex
MSG		Message
MTBF		Mean Time Between Failure
MTE		My Thoughts Exactly
MTFBWU		may the force be with you
MTFBWY		May The Force Be With You
MUBAR		Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL		More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB		Mind your own Business
N00B		Noobie (New Person)
N1		Nice One
N2M		Not To Mention
NA		Not applicable or Not affiliated
NAK		Nursing at keyboard
NALOPKT		Not A Lot of People Know That
NAP		Not a problem
NAZ		Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ)
NBD		No big deal
NBIF		No basis in fact
NC		No comment
NCG		New college graduate
NE		any
NE1		Anyone
NE1		anyone
NE1 ER		Anyone Here?
NETHNG		anything
NF		Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts)
NFC		No fucking clue
NFI		No fucking idea
NFW		No fucking way
NG		New gme
NH		Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
NIFOC		Nude in front of the computer
NIM		No internal message
NIMBY		Not in my back yard
NIMQ		Not in my queue
NINJA		No Income, No Job, or Assets
NM		NeverMind
NMP		Not my problem
NO1		no one
NOOB		New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!")
NOYB		None of your business
NP		no problem
NQOCD		Not quite our class, dear
NRG		Energy
NRN		No Reply Necessary
NSFW		Not Safe For Work
NT		No text
NTK		Nice To Know
NTYMI		Now That You Mention It
NUFF		Enough Said
NVM		Nevermind
NW		No Way!
NYCFS		New York City finger salute
OAUS		On an unrelated subject
OBTW		Oh, by the way
OEM		Original equipment manufacturer
OIC		Oh I See
OK		All Correct
OLL		Online love
OMDB		Over My Dead Body
OMFG		Oh my fucking God
OMG		Oh My God
OMIK		Open mouth, insert keyboard
ONNA		Oh no, not again!
ONNTA		Oh No, Not This Again
OOC		Out of character
OOF		Out Of Facility
OOI		Out Of Interest
OOO		Out of office
OOTB		Out of the box or Out of the blue
OOTC		Obligatory on topic comment
OS		Operating system
OT		Off topic
OTOH		On the other hand
OTP		On the Phone
OTT		Over The Top
OTTOMH		Off the Top of my Head
OUSU		Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE		Or words to that effect
OZ		Australia
PANS		Pretty awesome new stuff
PAW		parents are watching
PCM		Please call me
PD		Public Domain
PDOMA		Pulled directly out of my ass
PDQ		Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK		Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIMP		Peeing in my pants
PITA		Pain In The Arse
PLS		please
PM		Personal Message
PMFJI		Pardon me for jumping in
PMIGBOM		Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI		Pardon My Jumping In
PML		Piss Myself Laughing
PMP		Peeing my pants
PMPF		Piss My Pants Funny
PO		Piss off
POETS		Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
PONA		Person of no account
POOF		Good-bye
POS		Parent over shoulder
POV		Point of view
PPL		People
PRT		Party
PRW		Parents Are Watching
PS		Post Script
PTB		Please Text Back
PU		That Stinks
pwnage		Ownage - The act of pwning
pwned		Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
PZA		Pizza
QL		Quit Laughing!
QS		Quit Scrolling
QT		Cutie
R		are
RAT		Remotely activated trojan
RBAY		Right Back At Ya
RBTL		Read between the lines
RD		Research and development
RE		Regards or Hello Again
REHI		Hello again or Re-hi
RFD		Request For Discussion
RFR		Really fucking rich
RFS		Really fucking soon
RKBA		Right to keep and bear arms
RL		Real life
RLF		Real life friend
RLR		Earlier
RMLB		Read my lips baby
RMMM		Read my mail man!
RN		Right now!
ROFL		Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLCOPTER		Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies)
ROFLMAO		Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOL		Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud
ROTFL		Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO		Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL		Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTM		Right on the money
RPG		Role playing games
RR		Rest and relaxation
RSN		Real soon now
RTBS		Reason to be single
RTDox		Read the documentations
RTFAQ		Read the FAQ File
RTFI		read the fucking instructions
RTFM		read the fucking manual
RTFM		Read the Fucking Manual
RTK		Return to keyboard
RTM		Read the manual
RU		are you
RUMORF		Are You Male Or Female
RUOK		are you okay
RUUP4IT		Are You Up For It
RX		Regards
RYO		Roll your own
S2R		Send To Receive
S4L		Spam For Life
SBIA		Stands Back In Amazement
SBTA		Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR		Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED		Said Enough Darling
SETE		Smiling Ear to Ear
SF		Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA		So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE		Smiling From Ear To Ear
sfw		Safe For Work
SG4IT		Search Google For It
SH		Shit Happens
SITCOMs		Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD		Still In The Dark
SK8		Skate
SLIRK		Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM		Send Me An Instant Message
SME		Subject Matter Expert
SMEM		Send Me E-Mail
SMPF		Shit My Pants Funny
SMS		Short Message Service
SNAFU		Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAG		Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT		Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO		Significant Other
SOHF		Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL		Shit Out of Luck
SOP		Standard Operating Procedure
SorG		Straight or Gay?
SOZ		sorry
SRO		Standing Room Only
SSDD		Same Shit Different Day
SSEWBA		Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STATS		Your sex and age
STFU		Shut The Fuck Up!
STM		Spank The Monkey
STR8		Straight
STYS		Speak To You Soon
SUM1		someone
SUYF		Shut Up You Fool
SWAG		Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK		Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK		Sent with a loving Kiss
SWDYT		So What Do You Think?
SWG		Scientific Wild Guess
SWTDRMZ		Sweet Dreams
SYS		See You Soon
T+		Think positive
TAFN		That's all for now
TAH		Take a hike
TARFU		Things are really fucked up
TAS		Taking A Shower
TB		Text Back
TBA		To be advised
TBC		To be continued
tbh		To Be Honest
TCB		The Trouble Came Back!
TDM		Too Darn Many
TDTM		Talk dirty to me
TEOTWAWK		The end of the world as we know it
TFDS		That is For Darn Sure
TFH		Thread from hell
TFN		Thanks for nothing or Till further notice
tfr		Thanks For Reading
TGIF		Thank God it Is Friday
THANQ		thank you
THNX 1.0		Thanks a million
THX		Thank You
THX or T		Thanks
THX, THN		Thanks
THX40		Thanks For Nothing
TIA		Thanks in advance
TIAIL		Think I am in love
TIC		Tongue in cheek
TLA		Three letter acronym
TLGO		The list goes on
TLK2UL		Talk to You Later
TM		Trust me
TMA		Too many acronyms
TMB		Text Me Back
TMFA		Too many fucking acronyms
TMI		Too much information
TMIY		Take me Im yours
TMK		To my knowledge
TMTOWTDI		There's more than one way to do it
TNA		Temporarily not available
TNC		Tongue In Cheek
TNTLLAC		Try Not To Look Like A Cock
TNX		Thanks
TOM		Tomorrow
TOS		Terms of service
TOT		Tons of Time
TP		Team Player
TPC		The phone company
TPTB		The powers that be
TSR		Totally stuck in ram
TSWC		Tell someone who cares
TTBOMK		To the best of my knowledge
TTFN		Ta-Ta For Now!
TTG		Time to Go
TTS		Text to Speech
TTT		That's the ticket or to the top
TTTT		To Tell The Truth
TTUL		Talk to You Later
TTWIG		That's the way it goes
TTYL		Talk To You Later
TTYL8R		Talk to you later
TVN		Thank You Very Much
TW		Team Work
TWIMC		To whom it may concern
TWT		Twat!
TXS		Thanks
TXT BAC		text back
TY		Thank you
TYVM		thank you very much
U		You
U2		You Too
U4E		Yours For Ever
UI!		You Idiot!
UL		You Will?
unPC		unPolitically correct
UR		your
UR		You Are?
URAQT		you are a cutie
URAS		you are a star
URT1		Your are the one
URW		You are welcome
URWS		You Are Wise
URYY4M		You are too wise for me
VBG		Very Big Grin
VBS		Very Big Smile
VC		Venture capital
VEG		Very Evil Grin
VFM		Value for money
VM		Voice mail
VRBS		Virtual reality bullshit
VSF		Very Sad Face
W		with
W8		Wait...
WAD		Without A Doubt
WAG		Wild Ass Guess
WAI		What an idiot
WAMBAM		Web application meets brick and mortar
WAN2		want to
WB		Welcome Back
WBS		Write Back Soon
WC		Who Cares?
WCA		Who cares anyway
WDYS		What did you say?
WDYT		What do you think?
WE		whatever
we		Weekend
WEG		Wicked evil grin
WF		Way Fun
WFM		Works for me
WG		Wicked grin
WGAFF		Who gives a flying fuck
WIIFM		What's in it for me?
WIIWD		What it is we do
WISP		Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT		Wordsmith in training
WITFITS		What in the fuck is this shit
WKND		weekend
WLUMRyMe		Will you marry Me?
WNOHGB		Were No One Has Gone Before
WO		without
WOG		Wise old guy
WOMBAT		Waste of money, brains and time
wrk		Work
WRT		With regard to
WT		Without Thinking
WT		What?
WTB		Want to buy
WTF		What The Fuck
WTFRU		Who the fuck are you?
WTFWT		What the fuck was that?
WTG		Way To Go!
WTGP		Want to go private?
WTH		What The Hell
WTMI		Way too much information
WTTM		Without Thinking To Much
WU		What is Up
WUD		what you doing
WUF		Where Are You From?
WUWH		Wish you were here
WWDWIIWD		When we do what it is we do
WWY		Where Were You?
WYCM		Will You Call Me?
WYGOWM		will you go out with me
WYP		What's your problem?
WYRN		What's your real name?
WYS		Whatever you say
WYSITWIR		What you see is totally worthless in real life
WYSIWYG		What you see is what you get
WYSLPG		What you see looks pretty good
WYT		Whatever you think
WYWH		Wish You Were Here
XI10		Exciting
XLNT		excellent
XME		Excuuuuse Me
XOXO		Hugs and Kisses
Y		why
YA		Yet another
YA yaya		Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA		Yet another bloody acronym
YACC		Yet another calendar company
YAFIYGI		You asked for it, you got it
YBS		You’ll be Sorry
YCT		Your Comment To
YGIAGAM		Your guess is as good as mine
YGWYPF		You get what you pay for
YHM		You have mail
YIC		Yours in Christ
YKW		You Know What?
YM		Young man
YMMV		Your mileage may vary
YNK		You never know
YR		Why Are
YSYD		Yeah, sure you do
YTTT		You telling the truth?
YW		You are Welcome
YYSSW		yeah yeah sure sure whatever
ZOMG		Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)
ZZZ		Sleeping, Bored, Tired