... but with the widely spread smart phones, those codes will not be used anymore. Though, as usual, we can be certain that teens will not know how to write properly nor will they overcome their natural lazyness so,... with patience, you will be able to understand what they write assuming they will use a not too distant derivative of the following list.
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| 0 | Zero | |
| 1 | One | |
| 10 | Ten | |
| 10Q | Thank You | |
| 121 | One to one | |
| 1337 | leet or Elite | |
| 1457 | Last | |
| 1CE | once | |
| 2 | to, two | |
| 26Y4U | too sexy for you | |
| 2BONO | To be or not to be | |
| 2DAY | today | |
| 2MOR | tomorrow | |
| 2n8 | Two and Eight (Right Old State) | |
| 2NITE | tonight | |
| 2U2 | To you, too | |
| 3 | Three | |
| 4 | for | |
| 4 | Four | |
| 411 | Info | |
| 4EVER | Forever | |
| 4FRNFR | Forever and Ever | |
| 5 | Five | |
| 6 | Six | |
| 7 | Seven | |
| 7K | Sick | |
| 8 | Eight | |
| 86 | "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of" | |
| 9 | Nine | |
| :)s | Smiles | |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day | |
| A3 | Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace | |
| A41A14A | All For One And One For All | |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse | |
| AAF | As A Friend | |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard | |
| AAMOF | As a matter of fact | |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest | |
| AAR | At Any Rate | |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate | |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling | |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard | |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend | |
| AB | Ass Backwards | |
| ABITHIWT | A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush | |
| ABRS | Abbreviations | |
| ABT2 | About To | |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete | |
| ACE | Access Control Entry | |
| ACK | Acknowledgement | |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar | |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye | |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell | |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise | |
| ADN | Any day now | |
| ADN | Any day now | |
| ADR | Address | |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible | |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You | |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted | |
| AFAIC | As far as I'm concerned | |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See | |
| AFAICT | As far as I can tell | |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know | |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand | |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It | |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible | |
| AFC | Away From Computer | |
| AFDN | Any Fucking Day Now | |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware | |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed | |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard | |
| AFU | All fucked up | |
| AFZ | Acronym free zone | |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else | |
| AIAMU | And I'm a monkey's uncle | |
| AIH | As It Happens | |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before | |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers | |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier | |
| AISI | As I see it | |
| AKA | Also Known As | |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible | |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud | |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally | |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible | |
| AMBW | All my best wishes | |
| AMF | Adios, motherfucker! | |
| AML | All My Love | |
| ANFAWFOW | And now for a word from our web sponsor | |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different | |
| AOAS | All of a sudden | |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth | |
| AOL | Army of lamers | |
| AP | Apple pie | |
| ASAFP | As Soon As "Friggin" Possible | |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible | |
| ASL | Age, Sex, Location? | |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies? | |
| ATK | At The Keyboard | |
| ATM | At The Moment | |
| ATST | At the same time | |
| ATW | All the Web or Around the Web | |
| AWGTHTGT | Are we going to have to go through this again? | |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave | |
| AYK | As You Know | |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something? | |
| AYTMTB | And you're telling me this because? | |
| B | be | |
| B4 | Before | |
| B4N | Bye For Now | |
| B4U | Before You | |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It | |
| BAG | Bursting A Gut | |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard | |
| BAU | Business As Usual | |
| BB | Bathroom break | |
| BB4N | Bye-Bye for Now | |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good | |
| BBFBBM | Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel | |
| BBFN | Bye-Bye for Now | |
| BBIAB | Be back in a bit | |
| BBIAF | Be back in a few | |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec | |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While | |
| BBL | Be Back Later | |
| BBN | Bye, Bye Now | |
| BBS | Be Back Soon | |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling | |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later | |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow | |
| BC | Because | |
| BCBS | Big company, big school | |
| BCNU | be seeing you | |
| BCOZ | Because | |
| BD | Big Deal | |
| BDC | Big dumb company or Big dot com | |
| BDN | Big damn number | |
| BEOS | Nudge | |
| BF | Boyfriend | |
| BFD | Big fucking deal | |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever | |
| BFN | Bye For Now | |
| BG | Big grin | |
| BHOF | Bald headed old fart | |
| BIF | Basis in fact or before I forget | |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose | |
| BITD | Back in the day | |
| BITMT | But in the meantime | |
| BKA | Better Known As | |
| BM | Byte me | |
| BMOTA | Byte me on the ass | |
| BMW | Be My Wife | |
| BNF | Big name fan | |
| BO | buzz off | |
| BOHICA | Bend over, here it comes again | |
| BOT | Back on topic | |
| BR | Bathroom | |
| BRB | Be Right Back | |
| BRT | Be Right There | |
| BS | Big Smile | |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks | |
| BT | Byte This | |
| BTA | But then again or Before the attacks | |
| BTDT | been there done that | |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt | |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me | |
| BTOBS | Be there or be square | |
| BTSOOM | Beats the shit out of me | |
| BTW | By The Way | |
| BTWBO | Be there with bells on | |
| bugly | Butt Ugly | |
| BW | Best Wishes | |
| BWDIK | But what do I know? | |
| BWO | Black, white or other | |
| BYKT | But you Knew That | |
| BYORL | Bring your own rocket launcher | |
| C | see | |
| C4N | Ciao for now | |
| CB | Chat brat | |
| CFD | Call for discussion | |
| CFV | Call for vote | |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) | |
| CID | consider it done | |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service | |
| CMF | Count my fingers | |
| CNP | Continued in my next post | |
| COB | Close Of Business | |
| CofS | Church of Scientology | |
| COZ | because | |
| CP | Sleepy | |
| CP | Cross post | |
| CRAFT | Can't remember a fucking thing | |
| CRAP | Cheap, redundant assorted products | |
| CT | City | |
| CTC | Choking the chicken | |
| CTN | Can't Talk Now | |
| CU | See You | |
| CUL | See You Later | |
| CUL8ER | See You Later | |
| CUL8R | See You Later | |
| CUL8TR | See you later | |
| CUNS | See You In School! | |
| CUZ | Because | |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time | |
| CWYL | Chat with you later | |
| CY | Calm Yourself | |
| CYA | See Ya | |
| CYL | See You Later | |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow | |
| DA | the | |
| DAMIFINO | Damn, if I know | |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover | |
| DBAU | Doing business as usual | |
| DD | Due diligence | |
| DDD | Direct distance dial | |
| DF | Dear Friend | |
| DH | Dear Hubby or Husband | |
| DIKU | Do I Know You | |
| DILLIGAD | Do I look like I give a damn? | |
| DILLIGAF | Do I look like I give a fuck? | |
| DILLIGAS | Do I look like I give a shit? | |
| DINK | Double Income No Kids | |
| DIY | Do it yourself | |
| DL | Download | |
| DNC | Does Not Compute | |
| DND | Do Not Disturb | |
| DUST | Did You See That? | |
| DWL | Dying with laughter | |
| DWYM | Does what you mean | |
| DXNRY | Dictionary | |
| DYLM | do you like me | |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work | |
| DYSTSOTT | Did you see the size of that thing? | |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three | |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard | |
| EG | Evil grin | |
| EL | Evil Laugh | |
| EM | Excuse Me? | |
| EMFJI | Excuse me for jumping in | |
| EOD | End of discussion | |
| EOM | End of message | |
| EOT | End of transmission | |
| ESO | Equipment smarter than operator | |
| EULA | End-User License Agreement | |
| EWI | E-mailing while intoxicated | |
| EZ | easy | |
| F2F | Flesh to flesh or Face to face | |
| F2T | free to talk | |
| FAB | Features, attributes, benefits | |
| FAI | Frequently argued issue | |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions | |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List | |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares | |
| FBKS | Failure between keyboard and seat | |
| FBOW | For better or worse | |
| FBUGLY | Fucking Butt Ugly | |
| FC | Fingers Crossed | |
| FE | Fatal error | |
| FF | Friends Forever | |
| FFPN | Fresh fields and pastures new | |
| FISH | First in, Still Here | |
| FITB | Fill in the Blanks | |
| FIWDIM | Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday... | |
| FO | fuck off | |
| FOAD | Fuck Off And Die | |
| FOAF | Friend of a friend | |
| FOC | Free of Charge | |
| FOCL | Falling off chair laughing | |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing | |
| FOTFLOL | falling on the floor, laughing out loud | |
| FRED | fucking ridiculous electronic device | |
| FRM | from | |
| FSCK | File System Check | |
| FTASB | Faster than a speeding bullet | |
| FTBSITTTD | Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down | |
| FTFTFWMF | Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers | |
| FTITM | First Thing In The Morning | |
| FTL | Faster than light | |
| FTMFW | For The Mother Fucking Win | |
| FTMFWB | For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches | |
| FTTB | For the time being | |
| FTTYYGTS | Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit | |
| FTW | For The Win | |
| FUBAB | fucked up beyond all belief | |
| FUBAR | fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair | |
| FUBB | Fucked Up Beyond Belief | |
| FUBIO | Fuck You Buddy I'm Out | |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt | |
| FWD | Forward | |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth | |
| FYA | For your amusement | |
| FYI | For Your Information | |
| FYIFV | fuck you, I'm fully vested | |
| FYIV | fuck you, I'm vested | |
| FYM | For your misinformation | |
| FYYSOS | Fuck you, you sack of shit | |
| G | Grin | |
| G2G | Got to Go | |
| G9 | Genius | |
| GA | Go ahead | |
| GAL | Get A Life | |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little | |
| GBH | Great Big Hug | |
| GBTW | Get back to work | |
| GDR | Grinning, Ducking and Running | |
| GF | Girlfirend | |
| GFC | Going for coffee | |
| GFETE | Grinning from ear to ear | |
| GFN | Gone for now | |
| GG | Good Game | |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now | |
| GHP | Good hand partner (for online card games) | |
| GIGO | Garbage in, garbage out | |
| GJIAGDVYCN | Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt | |
| GL | Good luck | |
| GLLA | Great lovers love alike | |
| GLYASDI | God loves you and so do I | |
| GMBO | Giggling my butt off | |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike | |
| GMTFT | Great minds think for themselves | |
| GNBLFY | Got nothing but love for you | |
| GR8 | Great! | |
| GRD | Grinning, running and ducking | |
| GRMBL | Grumble | |
| GRRRR | Growling | |
| GSOAS | Go sit on a snake | |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home) | |
| GTG | got to go | |
| GTGB | Got to go, bye | |
| GTGP | Got to go pee | |
| GTH | Go To Hell | |
| GTSY | Glad to see ya | |
| GYPO | Get your pants off | |
| H8 | hate | |
| HAB | Hot Asian babe | |
| HACK | To use something not in its intended manner. | |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day | |
| HAGN | Have a good night | |
| HAGO | Have a good one | |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses | |
| HAND | have a nice day | |
| HB | Hurry back | |
| hbtu | Happy Birthday To You | |
| HD | Hold | |
| HF | Hello, Friend | |
| HH | Hold Hands | |
| HHIS | Hanging head in shame | |
| HHO12K | Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K) | |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking | |
| HHOK | Ha ha, only kidding | |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious | |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours | |
| HIH | Hope It Helps | |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm out of coffee | |
| HOAS | Hold On A Sec | |
| HOHA | Hollywood hacker | |
| HOT4U | hot for you | |
| HTH | Hope this helps | |
| HUA | Heads up ace | |
| HUD | How You Doing? | |
| HUGZ | Hugs | |
| HUYA | Head up your ass | |
| HW | Homework | |
| I 1DR | I Wonder | |
| IAC | In any case | |
| IAE | In any event | |
| IAITS | It's all in the subject | |
| IANAC | I am not a crook | |
| IANAE | I Am Not an Expert | |
| IANAL | I am not a lawyer | |
| IAT | I Am Tired | |
| IAYL | In A While | |
| IBRB | I Will Be Right Back | |
| IBT | In between technology | |
| IBTD | I beg to differ | |
| IC | I See | |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong | |
| ICQ | I Seek you | |
| ID10T | Idiot | |
| IDC | I Don't Care | |
| IDK | I Don't Know | |
| IDL | Ideal | |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter | |
| IEF | It's esther's fault | |
| IFAB | I found a bug | |
| IFU | I fucked up | |
| IGGP | I gotta go pee | |
| IGTP | I Get The Point | |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message | |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion | |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise | |
| IHTFP | I Hate This Fucking Place | |
| IIIO | Intel inside, idiot outside | |
| IIMAD | If it makes any difference | |
| IIR | If I Remember or If I Recall | |
| IIRC | If I remember correctly | |
| IIWM | If it were me | |
| ILICISCOMK | I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard | |
| ILU | I Love You | |
| ILY | I love you | |
| IM | Instant messaging | |
| IMCO | In my considered opinion | |
| IMHO | In My Honest/Humble Opinion | |
| IMNSHO | in my not so humble opinion | |
| IMO | In My Opinion | |
| IMOW | In My Own Words | |
| IMPE | In my previous/personal experience | |
| IMS | I Am Sorry | |
| IMVHO | In my very humble opinion | |
| INMP | It's not my problem | |
| INPO | In no particular order | |
| IOH | I'm outta here | |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer | |
| IOU | I owe you | |
| IOW | In Other Words | |
| IPN | I'm posting naked | |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat | |
| IRL | In Real Life | |
| ISS | I said so | |
| ISTM | It Seems to Me | |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember | |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean | |
| ITM | In the money | |
| IUM | If You Must | |
| IUSS | If you say so | |
| IYKWIM | If you know what i mean | |
| IYKWIMAI | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do | |
| IYO | In your opinion | |
| IYQ | I like you | |
| IYSS | If you say so | |
| IYSWIM | If you see what I mean | |
| JAD | Just Another day | |
| JAFO | Just another fucking onlooker | |
| JAM | Just A Minute | |
| JAS | Just a second | |
| JC | Just checking | |
| JIC | Just in case | |
| JK | Just kidding | |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents | |
| JOO | You | |
| JOOTT | Just one of those things | |
| JPYL | Just pulling your leg | |
| JT | Just Teasing | |
| JW | Just wondering (Wondered) | |
| JYYC | Just yanking your chain | |
| K | okay | |
| KBD | Keyboard | |
| KEWL | Cool | |
| KFY | Kiss for you | |
| KHUF | Know How You Feel | |
| KIR | Keep It Real | |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid | |
| KIT | Keep in touch | |
| KMA | Kiss my ass | |
| KMRIA | Kiss my royal Irish arse | |
| KOK | Knock | |
| KOTC | Kiss on the cheek | |
| KOTL | Kiss on the lips | |
| KWIM | Know what i mean | |
| KYPO | Keep your pants on | |
| l33t | Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters) | |
| L8 | late | |
| L8ER | later | |
| L8R | Later | |
| L8RS | Laters | |
| L8TR | Later | |
| LAGNAF | Let's all get naked and fuck! | |
| LAQ | Lame ass quote | |
| LD | Long distance | |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship | |
| LDTTWA | Let's do the time warp again | |
| LIFO | Last in, first out | |
| LLTA | Lots and lots of thunderous applause | |
| LMAO | Laugh My Ass Off | |
| LMFAO | Laughing My Fucking Ass Off | |
| LMIRL | Let's meet in real life | |
| LMK | Let me know | |
| Lndn | London | |
| LOL | Laugh Out Loud | |
| LOL | Lots Of Love | |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again | |
| LOLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud +Skates | |
| LOLLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates | |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud | |
| LOPSOD | Long on promises, short on delivery | |
| LQTM | Laughing Quietly To Myself | |
| LRF | Little rubber feet | |
| LTNS | Long Time No See | |
| LTNT | Long time, no talk | |
| LTR | Long term relationship | |
| LULAB | Love you like a brother | |
| LULAS | Love you like a sister | |
| LV | love | |
| LWR | Launch When Ready | |
| LYL | Love ya lots | |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother | |
| LYLAS | Love you like a sister | |
| M8 | Mate | |
| M8 or M8 | Mate or Mates | |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device | |
| MfG | Mit freundlichen Gruessen | |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You | |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please | |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place | |
| MM | Market Maker | |
| MMFU | my mate fancies you | |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You | |
| MMS | Multimedia Messaging System | |
| mo | Moment | |
| mofo | Mother Fucker | |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please | |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented | |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex | |
| MorF | Male or Female? | |
| MOSS | Member Of The Same Sex | |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex | |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day | |
| MOTSS | Members Of The Same Sex | |
| MSG | Message | |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure | |
| MTE | My Thoughts Exactly | |
| MTFBWU | may the force be with you | |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You | |
| MUBAR | Messed up Beyond All Recognition | |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later | |
| MYOB | Mind your own Business | |
| N00B | Noobie (New Person) | |
| N1 | Nice One | |
| N2M | Not To Mention | |
| NA | Not applicable or Not affiliated | |
| NAK | Nursing at keyboard | |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot of People Know That | |
| NAP | Not a problem | |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ) | |
| NBD | No big deal | |
| NBIF | No basis in fact | |
| NC | No comment | |
| NCG | New college graduate | |
| NE | any | |
| NE1 | Anyone | |
| NE1 | anyone | |
| NE1 ER | Anyone Here? | |
| NETHNG | anything | |
| NF | Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts) | |
| NFC | No fucking clue | |
| NFI | No fucking idea | |
| NFW | No fucking way | |
| NG | New gme | |
| NH | Nice Hand (Used in Poker) | |
| NIFOC | Nude in front of the computer | |
| NIM | No internal message | |
| NIMBY | Not in my back yard | |
| NIMQ | Not in my queue | |
| NINJA | No Income, No Job, or Assets | |
| NM | NeverMind | |
| NMP | Not my problem | |
| NO1 | no one | |
| NOOB | New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!") | |
| NOYB | None of your business | |
| NP | no problem | |
| NQOCD | Not quite our class, dear | |
| NRG | Energy | |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary | |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work | |
| NT | No text | |
| NTK | Nice To Know | |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It | |
| NUFF | Enough Said | |
| NVM | Nevermind | |
| NW | No Way! | |
| NYCFS | New York City finger salute | |
| OAUS | On an unrelated subject | |
| OBTW | Oh, by the way | |
| OEM | Original equipment manufacturer | |
| OIC | Oh I See | |
| OK | All Correct | |
| OLL | Online love | |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body | |
| OMFG | Oh my fucking God | |
| OMG | Oh My God | |
| OMIK | Open mouth, insert keyboard | |
| ONNA | Oh no, not again! | |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again | |
| OOC | Out of character | |
| OOF | Out Of Facility | |
| OOI | Out Of Interest | |
| OOO | Out of office | |
| OOTB | Out of the box or Out of the blue | |
| OOTC | Obligatory on topic comment | |
| OS | Operating system | |
| OT | Off topic | |
| OTOH | On the other hand | |
| OTP | On the Phone | |
| OTT | Over The Top | |
| OTTOMH | Off the Top of my Head | |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up | |
| OWTTE | Or words to that effect | |
| OZ | Australia | |
| PANS | Pretty awesome new stuff | |
| PAW | parents are watching | |
| PCM | Please call me | |
| PD | Public Domain | |
| PDOMA | Pulled directly out of my ass | |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick | |
| PEBCAK | Problem exists between chair and keyboard | |
| PIMP | Peeing in my pants | |
| PITA | Pain In The Arse | |
| PLS | please | |
| PM | Personal Message | |
| PMFJI | Pardon me for jumping in | |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth | |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In | |
| PML | Piss Myself Laughing | |
| PMP | Peeing my pants | |
| PMPF | Piss My Pants Funny | |
| PO | Piss off | |
| POETS | Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday | |
| PONA | Person of no account | |
| POOF | Good-bye | |
| POS | Parent over shoulder | |
| POV | Point of view | |
| PPL | People | |
| PRT | Party | |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching | |
| PS | Post Script | |
| PTB | Please Text Back | |
| PU | That Stinks | |
| pwnage | Ownage - The act of pwning | |
| pwned | Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player") | |
| PZA | Pizza | |
| QL | Quit Laughing! | |
| QS | Quit Scrolling | |
| QT | Cutie | |
| R | are | |
| RAT | Remotely activated trojan | |
| RBAY | Right Back At Ya | |
| RBTL | Read between the lines | |
| RD | Research and development | |
| RE | Regards or Hello Again | |
| REHI | Hello again or Re-hi | |
| RFD | Request For Discussion | |
| RFR | Really fucking rich | |
| RFS | Really fucking soon | |
| RKBA | Right to keep and bear arms | |
| RL | Real life | |
| RLF | Real life friend | |
| RLR | Earlier | |
| RMLB | Read my lips baby | |
| RMMM | Read my mail man! | |
| RN | Right now! | |
| ROFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing | |
| ROFLCOPTER | Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies) | |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off | |
| ROFLOL | Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud | |
| ROTFL | Rolling on the floor laughing | |
| ROTFLMAO | Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off | |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud | |
| ROTM | Right on the money | |
| RPG | Role playing games | |
| RR | Rest and relaxation | |
| RSN | Real soon now | |
| RTBS | Reason to be single | |
| RTDox | Read the documentations | |
| RTFAQ | Read the FAQ File | |
| RTFI | read the fucking instructions | |
| RTFM | read the fucking manual | |
| RTFM | Read the Fucking Manual | |
| RTK | Return to keyboard | |
| RTM | Read the manual | |
| RU | are you | |
| RUMORF | Are You Male Or Female | |
| RUOK | are you okay | |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It | |
| RX | Regards | |
| RYO | Roll your own | |
| S2R | Send To Receive | |
| S4L | Spam For Life | |
| SBIA | Stands Back In Amazement | |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again | |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist | |
| SED | Said Enough Darling | |
| SETE | Smiling Ear to Ear | |
| SF | Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction | |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware | |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear | |
| sfw | Safe For Work | |
| SG4IT | Search Google For It | |
| SH | Shit Happens | |
| SITCOMs | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage | |
| SITD | Still In The Dark | |
| SK8 | Skate | |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid | |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message | |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert | |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail | |
| SMPF | Shit My Pants Funny | |
| SMS | Short Message Service | |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All Fucked Up | |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy | |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager | |
| SO | Significant Other | |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure | |
| SOL | Shit Out of Luck | |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure | |
| SorG | Straight or Gay? | |
| SOZ | sorry | |
| SRO | Standing Room Only | |
| SSDD | Same Shit Different Day | |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms | |
| STATS | Your sex and age | |
| STFU | Shut The Fuck Up! | |
| STM | Spank The Monkey | |
| STR8 | Straight | |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon | |
| SUM1 | someone | |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool | |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess | |
| SWAK | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss | |
| SWALK | Sent with a loving Kiss | |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? | |
| SWG | Scientific Wild Guess | |
| SWTDRMZ | Sweet Dreams | |
| SYS | See You Soon | |
| T+ | Think positive | |
| TAFN | That's all for now | |
| TAH | Take a hike | |
| TARFU | Things are really fucked up | |
| TAS | Taking A Shower | |
| TB | Text Back | |
| TBA | To be advised | |
| TBC | To be continued | |
| tbh | To Be Honest | |
| TCB | The Trouble Came Back! | |
| TDM | Too Darn Many | |
| TDTM | Talk dirty to me | |
| TEOTWAWK | The end of the world as we know it | |
| TFDS | That is For Darn Sure | |
| TFH | Thread from hell | |
| TFN | Thanks for nothing or Till further notice | |
| tfr | Thanks For Reading | |
| TGIF | Thank God it Is Friday | |
| THANQ | thank you | |
| THNX 1.0 | Thanks a million | |
| THX | Thank You | |
| THX or T | Thanks | |
| THX, THN | Thanks | |
| THX40 | Thanks For Nothing | |
| TIA | Thanks in advance | |
| TIAIL | Think I am in love | |
| TIC | Tongue in cheek | |
| TLA | Three letter acronym | |
| TLGO | The list goes on | |
| TLK2UL | Talk to You Later | |
| TM | Trust me | |
| TMA | Too many acronyms | |
| TMB | Text Me Back | |
| TMFA | Too many fucking acronyms | |
| TMI | Too much information | |
| TMIY | Take me Im yours | |
| TMK | To my knowledge | |
| TMTOWTDI | There's more than one way to do it | |
| TNA | Temporarily not available | |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek | |
| TNTLLAC | Try Not To Look Like A Cock | |
| TNX | Thanks | |
| TOM | Tomorrow | |
| TOS | Terms of service | |
| TOT | Tons of Time | |
| TP | Team Player | |
| TPC | The phone company | |
| TPTB | The powers that be | |
| TSR | Totally stuck in ram | |
| TSWC | Tell someone who cares | |
| TTBOMK | To the best of my knowledge | |
| TTFN | Ta-Ta For Now! | |
| TTG | Time to Go | |
| TTS | Text to Speech | |
| TTT | That's the ticket or to the top | |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth | |
| TTUL | Talk to You Later | |
| TTWIG | That's the way it goes | |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later | |
| TTYL8R | Talk to you later | |
| TVN | Thank You Very Much | |
| TW | Team Work | |
| TWIMC | To whom it may concern | |
| TWT | Twat! | |
| TXS | Thanks | |
| TXT BAC | text back | |
| TY | Thank you | |
| TYVM | thank you very much | |
| U | You | |
| U2 | You Too | |
| U4E | Yours For Ever | |
| UI! | You Idiot! | |
| UL | You Will? | |
| unPC | unPolitically correct | |
| UR | your | |
| UR | You Are? | |
| URAQT | you are a cutie | |
| URAS | you are a star | |
| URT1 | Your are the one | |
| URW | You are welcome | |
| URWS | You Are Wise | |
| URYY4M | You are too wise for me | |
| VBG | Very Big Grin | |
| VBS | Very Big Smile | |
| VC | Venture capital | |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin | |
| VFM | Value for money | |
| VM | Voice mail | |
| VRBS | Virtual reality bullshit | |
| VSF | Very Sad Face | |
| W | with | |
| W8 | Wait... | |
| WAD | Without A Doubt | |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess | |
| WAI | What an idiot | |
| WAMBAM | Web application meets brick and mortar | |
| WAN2 | want to | |
| WB | Welcome Back | |
| WBS | Write Back Soon | |
| WC | Who Cares? | |
| WCA | Who cares anyway | |
| WDYS | What did you say? | |
| WDYT | What do you think? | |
| WE | whatever | |
| we | Weekend | |
| WEG | Wicked evil grin | |
| WF | Way Fun | |
| WFM | Works for me | |
| WG | Wicked grin | |
| WGAFF | Who gives a flying fuck | |
| WIIFM | What's in it for me? | |
| WIIWD | What it is we do | |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable | |
| WIT | Wordsmith in training | |
| WITFITS | What in the fuck is this shit | |
| WKND | weekend | |
| WLUMRyMe | Will you marry Me? | |
| WNOHGB | Were No One Has Gone Before | |
| WO | without | |
| WOG | Wise old guy | |
| WOMBAT | Waste of money, brains and time | |
| wrk | Work | |
| WRT | With regard to | |
| WT | Without Thinking | |
| WT | What? | |
| WTB | Want to buy | |
| WTF | What The Fuck | |
| WTFRU | Who the fuck are you? | |
| WTFWT | What the fuck was that? | |
| WTG | Way To Go! | |
| WTGP | Want to go private? | |
| WTH | What The Hell | |
| WTMI | Way too much information | |
| WTTM | Without Thinking To Much | |
| WU | What is Up | |
| WUD | what you doing | |
| WUF | Where Are You From? | |
| WUWH | Wish you were here | |
| WWDWIIWD | When we do what it is we do | |
| WWY | Where Were You? | |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? | |
| WYGOWM | will you go out with me | |
| WYP | What's your problem? | |
| WYRN | What's your real name? | |
| WYS | Whatever you say | |
| WYSITWIR | What you see is totally worthless in real life | |
| WYSIWYG | What you see is what you get | |
| WYSLPG | What you see looks pretty good | |
| WYT | Whatever you think | |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here | |
| XI10 | Exciting | |
| XLNT | excellent | |
| XME | Excuuuuse Me | |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses | |
| Y | why | |
| YA | Yet another | |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) | |
| YABA | Yet another bloody acronym | |
| YACC | Yet another calendar company | |
| YAFIYGI | You asked for it, you got it | |
| YBS | You’ll be Sorry | |
| YCT | Your Comment To | |
| YGIAGAM | Your guess is as good as mine | |
| YGWYPF | You get what you pay for | |
| YHM | You have mail | |
| YIC | Yours in Christ | |
| YKW | You Know What? | |
| YM | Young man | |
| YMMV | Your mileage may vary | |
| YNK | You never know | |
| YR | Why Are | |
| YSYD | Yeah, sure you do | |
| YTTT | You telling the truth? | |
| YW | You are Welcome | |
| YYSSW | yeah yeah sure sure whatever | |
| ZOMG | Oh My God (Sarcastic variant) | |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
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